Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Ring Ring. It's 3am....Principality time.

Hillary up, of course, waiting for Bill to come home and listening to whatever lesbian rocker is popular at the time. Start fake crying and give a thorough history concerning her experiences with handling phone calls at 3am. Something like, "Blah blah blah, middle class, blah blah blah."

Barrack, well he would probably HOPE and ...(throw in your own CHANGE joke concerning phone number etc.) Assuming he didn't blame the special interests first.

So yea, I am comfortable with John answering the phone. Since he probably goes to bed at 4pm and is up drinking his Ensure by then. He can give a straight talk answer of F*** off and read the paper or maybe tell another joke older than him.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Circle the wagons, it's the lesbian rockers come to take our women! Darn, we don't have any guns. What were we thinkin'. Lucky they didn't outlaw chain saws. When we ran out of gas in 2015, we had to cut quite a few trees to build those wagons. Headed west, for the mountains, to meet up with survivalist Mormons. Ironically, they had lots of wives, which made them a prime target for the aforementioned rockers. PS: we saved just enough gas to run the saws. Thanks Josh for being on the vanguard of the movement to save the future. "Baloney my butt" was just a foretaste of deep thinking to come. And to all who are unsure of how to meet the challenges of tomorrow-buy a chainsaw today from Hammond Equipment Co. Petoskey MI.

Uncle Harry