Sunday, March 16, 2008

What do the Weekly Standard and Jason Whitlock have in common?

They both praise The Wire. A show that will, in time, be so rewarded with numerous references as Bunk, McNulty and "Omar comin".

If possible, please watch the series in it's entirety.

Thank me later

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Elliott Spitzer. The Dems response.

At least he's not gay.

Ring Ring. It's 3am....Principality time.

Hillary up, of course, waiting for Bill to come home and listening to whatever lesbian rocker is popular at the time. Start fake crying and give a thorough history concerning her experiences with handling phone calls at 3am. Something like, "Blah blah blah, middle class, blah blah blah."

Barrack, well he would probably HOPE and ...(throw in your own CHANGE joke concerning phone number etc.) Assuming he didn't blame the special interests first.

So yea, I am comfortable with John answering the phone. Since he probably goes to bed at 4pm and is up drinking his Ensure by then. He can give a straight talk answer of F*** off and read the paper or maybe tell another joke older than him.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Spring WTF

The tradition of Spring Break has a confusing history to many.

Some might say alright, lets have sex. Or better yet, exploit the opposite sex. Whoa, wait a minute, another says, we could all get plowed first, be rowdy, break the law, then have sex with whoever.

Or, God might say I'm BACK.

Because isn't that the tradition for a spring break in Western culture? Is this the new passover ritual that has overtaken contemporary youth culture. Indeed, it is. It is now common place to allow these episodes as a rite of passage.